Woke people are funny

Want to hear a joke?

Woke person: We need to talk about LGBT rights.

Moderate individual: I can’t, WW3 started ten minutes ago.

Woke person: Black Lives Matter. Take a knee.

Moderate: I don’t have time. Missiles are coming in 20 minutes.

Woke person: You bigot!

The LGBT lobby is funny because they have not understood the meaning of the word “triage”. Look it up. Webster:

1 : the sorting of and allocation of treatment to patients and especially battle and disaster victims according to a system of priorities designed to maximize the number of survivors (…)

2 : the assigning of priority order to projects on the basis of where funds and other resources can be best used, are most needed, or are most likely to achieve success

We live in the midst of a global climate crisis. Woke people want to discuss LGBT rights in the affluent West.

14,000 children under the age of five die each day because of poverty. Woke people want to discuss LGBT rights in the affluent West.

There is unprecedented overpopulation, a migration crisis. Woke people want to discuss LGBT rights in the affluent West.

There are wars and rising organized crime. But go ahead and have a laugh: the narcissist woke, they want to discuss LGBT rights!

Conservative fanatics may release a bioweapon in the culture war. What does MI6 do? They worsen the situation by raising the LGBT flag.

China has threatened Japan with nuclear weapons. Sky News:

CCP sanctioned video threatens China will nuke Japan in a ‘full-scale war’

But, once again, woke activists want to discuss bedroom politics. They just won’t give up.

The neoliberal elite on the other hand has become so frivolous that it reminds one of disillusioned people getting drunk and partying right before a major crisis hits them.

It sure is entertaining to watch all these monkeys. If they are very lucky and get saved by a high-tech deus ex machina, they will say, without irony: See, I told you, we optimists have always been right.

I like dark comedies. 2021 is Monty Python IRL.

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